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A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.
We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.
a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America
We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!
Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.
We might want to stay at yours tonight babe, I've been raw bedding this week.
A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".
What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!
Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar
"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"
Say less bro. Say less.
A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
An older child causing concern because he still urinates in bed while sleeping at night.
"I heard that Jeffery pee-the-bed at night, and he'll be seven soon.