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Sir, you mortgage is six months behind and we need to forclose.
Your reply: EAT A BOWL OF FUCK.
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When you're done shooting the shit, you eat it.
"Eat the shit!"
"No, eat YOUR shit!"
"HAHAHAHA"
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An awesome band who writes original music. All of their cd's are really good and they are even better live. They haven't gotten full of themselves and will live on...
do you listen to jimmy eat world?
no.
maybe you should.
maybe i will.
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To eat ass in the hell- is to rot in hell, for a short time, to have a terrible feeling of anxiety and hopelessness in that moment. To acknowledge you scream out "I eat ass in hell"
1) David ran to his car during the thunderstorm. He got completely soaking wet and fell into a muddy puddle. He screamed " I eat ass in hell"
2) Roger went in to Jerry's office and said I just got fired! Jerry said dude you eat ass in hell right now
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Something that you can say when someone under 13 years old, or someone who acts like a little kid says something that’s supposed to be threatening, but isn’t really that threatening
Person 1: “I’ll unfriend you”
Person 2: “Eat some candy”
"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."
"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
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When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.
Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.
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