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When you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of piss to go straight up in the air.
Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Golden Unicorn rather than jerk off first.
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Sexual encounters per day equal to one's age divided by number of days in birth month.
I exceeded my Golden Ratio per day in June and might need July to recover.
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A term you may have previously used in business to describe a cash bonus on appointment, not in this instance though!..........
The sudden deluge of warm sweet smelling regurgitated SMA Gold infant formula that runs down your neck and shoulders during 'burping' - usually followed by a smile. It's what you get for being lazy and trying to get the whole bottle down without 'burping' mid way.
"Darling, has Jemima been fed" "Er-nope, not exactly she's
just had a golden hello"
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Somthing that is extreamly good.
THAT SHITS GOLDEN EAGLE!
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Similar to the golden shower; except in this case you piss all over your own penis before penetrating your orifice of choice.
"Dude! She was so kinky she wanted the Golden Knight instead of the Golden shower."
"Wow that is kinky!"
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This describes the lack of homosexuality when two guys are having sex that includes a female.
It's okay when it's in a three way. It's the golden rule.
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