When you Spread your butt cheaks over your mates face, and proceed to shit into their mouth, while they are making a bomb.
I laid some afgan ham on my mates face at sunrise, because she hinted she was hungry.
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A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.
The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.
The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.
Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!
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an overly glazed ham.
you used too much! look at that ham drip.
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Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.
"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"
"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"
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This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.
I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich
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heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.
fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"
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Preform a standard pressed ham (I.e) press your bare ass tightly against a clear panel "glass etc" with a tight seal and let loose with a preferably powerful fart
Driving down the street and preformed an atomic pressed ham instead of a regular "pressed ham"
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