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It is a wannabe Lake Forest. Nobody knows if Knollwood is its own town or a part of Lake Bluff. Suzy Swirls is nice I guess?
They think their beach is better than Lake Forest’s but is 1/3 of the size...
Lake Forester: Do you want to meet at Starbucks?
Lake Bluffer: No, Bluffingtons.
The Northeast Lakes (NEL) region of NFTY includes Buffalo, Cleveland, Ottawa, Rochester and Toronto.
NFTY-NEL is known for its' 5 cluster fuck filled events with orgies around every corner. The amount of weed at one event resembles a Bob Marley tribute festival. NEL is filled with boujee white people who are convinced they can dance. They idolize two over stuffed frogs, making a tradition of stealing them then writing a sub-par ransom note. NEL's regional board is always convinced every year they'll be better than the last. In the end they always end up never accomplishing anything with cabinets. And are just following and doing the same thing in their positions as their predecessor did before them. Led by a regional director that changes every few years they always start by acting like they care about the promiscuity and drug use but quickly learn it's a waste of time. Despite all of this stereotypical boarding school sounding social lives, NEL has been consistently praised as an accepting and loving region that truly respects individuals. NEL is also known for being the starting point for many big name leaders in the NFTY movement and the URJ.
Jimmy: Hey! Are you signed up for that NFTY Northeast Lakes event?
Josh: Hell yeah! And I'm even bring a shit ton of weed for us to smoke together as well!
when a lake drains on a full moon a band of thousand of snipers piss in the empty lake and call it the piss lake
snipers:*makes piss lake*
spy:WTF
A mud hole in orange city Florida where meth heads, fake rednecks, anyone who's willing to fuck their cousins, and everyone who escaped a clothes hanger abortion resides. Typically they can be found there at any time during the week due to the fact that none of them have jobs and they dispose of their new born children in the dumpster behind the Home Depot at the beginning of the main entrance. No vehicle in sight is worth over 4 thousand dollars and taking it in the mud to make sure you cannot get a job is a requirement. The shittiest truck with the most rebel flags is usually the tribe leader.
One time I ate out my cousin in the bed of a 2 wheel drive dodge Dakota when we got stuck in the middle of duck lake .
Originally from Skyrim, Lake Sword is a type of naked pose for sending someone nudes in a bubble bath with the bubble surrounding your penis as it emerges from the bath.
"Hey send nudes?" The boys in the background,"LAKE SWORD"
The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.
Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo
Always finds a way to out-retard the retard
Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard