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"Hey do you want to get dinner?" "No, I'm not your salad slut."
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In the year 2000 when man eating robots have wiped out the human race, Robot's will only have this lovely snack to enjoy.
"Robot Butt holes"
"Mecha toss my Robo salad"
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A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.
Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.
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When you finger a girl who has got a bush (unshaven vagine)
Bro I got salad fingers from Brooke Kenny
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Meaning harsh. Derived from when you order a delicious salad but instead you received a gross unwashed lettuce salad.
"Dude I had to wait in the Chipotle line for 20 minutes!"
"Oh man, rough salad."
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Simply, a none meat-eater or vegetarian!
John: "Hey Bill you want a piece of my steak?"
Bill: "No thanks John, I'm a vegetarian and I think it is wrong to eat flesh. I feel that by eating blah blah blah blah.!"
John: "Oh, so you're a Salad Pansy"
Bill: "Fuck off!"
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When a guy cums inside a girl. And it sits inside her all night. Then he sucks it out in the morning.
Your overnight salad has a very interesting flavor.
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