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n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
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Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)
4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.
5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.
8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.
9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
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like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit.
This food lookin gooder den a bitch. Bone apple tea nigga.
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A light slap to the genital area with the tip of the fingers; resulting in extreme pain.
after study bobby Tea-Bagged me.
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To hip someone up, or give them your opinion (2 cents worth).
Now, I'm not one to gossip, but I will " bring you the tea"!
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That act of being tea bagged by an old man.
Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.
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When an activitie is not what someone likes, or it does not fit one's mood
When asked if she would like to go to the rodeo, Carmen said it was not her cup of tea and that she would rather not go.