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Tea party Mandate

Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth

“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”

by tea party truther September 21, 2010


Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit.

This food lookin gooder den a bitch. Bone apple tea nigga.

by HorseTheBootyFiller August 08, 2016


bring you the tea

To hip someone up, or give them your opinion (2 cents worth).

Now, I'm not one to gossip, but I will " bring you the tea"!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 22, 2021


droopy tea bag

That act of being tea bagged by an old man.

Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 03, 2018


Tea-Bag

A light slap to the genital area with the tip of the fingers; resulting in extreme pain.

after study bobby Tea-Bagged me.

by Tevo June 15, 2003


not her cup of tea

When an activitie is not what someone likes, or it does not fit one's mood

When asked if she would like to go to the rodeo, Carmen said it was not her cup of tea and that she would rather not go.

by Fanynha August 14, 2012


green tea bitch

An internet slang used to describe a young woman that likes to dress and act in a certain fashion in order to portray herself as pure and innocent (ie: like green tea). However, in reality she is a gold-digging slut that won't think twice before she sells her own body or steps on someone's throat to get to a higher place (aka a bitch). First popularized by Chinese netizens when a whole bunch of female models and actresses were revealed to be paid escorts/prostitutes for the rich and powerful during a fashion expo in 2013.

You know that Anne that always acted like she was a lonely 12 year old? She slept with her professor to get an A+. What a green tea bitch!

by M3SS3NG3R March 31, 2014