Awkward Friends

Friends who like each other in "that" way but are too busy to do anything about it. Being nervous plays a big role in it, they are also scared that they will fuck up their current relationship. It can also be referred to as Friends with Mutual Attraction.

Although Steve and I are awkward friends, we both have a crush on each other, too bad he doesn't have the balls to ask me out on a date.

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sleeping friend

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

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Friend Best

The most loyalist friend you can ever have in the world. It's even better than a Bestfriend

If they are more than a Bestfriend they are a friend best.

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Friend Victim

When you pick someone out from a crowd and then target them to be your friend. Not in a stalker way, because following them does not ensue, rather you just dedicate your night to engaging them in conversation and becoming their close personal friend.

Margret: Derek is going to the party tonight.

Samantha: I know, I'm gonna friend victim him so hard.

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Adult Friend

an ambiguous way of saying "sex partner." sounds really nerdy when people know what you're talking about.

So, he's fucking that chick over there? Yeah, you didn't know? She's his adult friend.

You look like you could use an adult friend.

My adult friend is so fun and flexble!

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friend boycott

When all of your friends are ignoring you or "lost their phones", seemingly in an organized fashion. you feel shitty about yourself as apparently you aren't worth talking to or hanging out with.

Joe "i guess i know who my real friends are, Travis and Erik haven't called me back in 2 straight days even though they've both been updating their facebook statuses from their blackberrys. I've been friend boycotted."

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Just A friend

The person who searched this, if your name is Adrien... I have a feeling you should know this. MARINETTE IS LADYBUG, YOU ARE CHAT NOIR AND YOUR DAD IS A BALDY JUST LIKE YOU: HAWKMOTH. ASPIK IS BALD. see like father like son. Anyway, if you are Gabriel Agreste, I want you to know. She is not just an assistant. SHut UP ✋ ok. if you are a stranger hello and goodbye. I will never see you again.

Oh, yeah, she's just a friend who likes fashion! Besides, she has Luka!
Plagg: *slaps him*

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