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a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
Claims to sell milk but actually does the job of an alarm clock. Wakes you up every morning even before even your dad wakes up so you don't get to hear 'beta jaldi uthoge toh hi tarakki karoge'.
Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.
Kya aapne Country Delight ka doodh peeya hai?
Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt
Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.
When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.
"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"
When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw
Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss
Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
The greatest excuse known to man.
Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"
getting drunk, so drunk that you're slurring words and can't talk straight. stretching words out like you're from the backwoods.
that boy is talkin' country sippin' on that purple drank