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goy dirt

A sebaceous secretion that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised man. Smegma, head cheese.

Rachel found Wesley's goy dirt extremely off-putting.

by Dr_Nemesis August 27, 2019


perma-dirt

A permanent state of dirty looking hands. A mixture of dirt and grease that stays on your hands no matter how many times, or how vigorously they are washed. Common for men in trades like automotive mechanic, heavy trucking, and welding. The hands will appear dirty and can be anywhere from slightly-dirty, to completely black

Wife: Are you going to wash your hands before we eat?
Husband: I already did, it's just perma-dirt

by Bighoops April 22, 2021


Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

by Dalton green February 1, 2021


dirt-di-dirt

Really cool. Usally used to describe someone or an action.

"Did you see my homerun?"
"Yeah it was dirt-di-dirt"

by Moi4 March 24, 2009


Dirt Picker

idk what it means. probably doesn’t have one. sounds racist as fuck though

person 1 : hey uh...you dirt picker
person 2: uh what does that mean
person 1: i don’t know actually
person 2: oh sounds like a racial slur
person

by dreamstanballsniffer April 1, 2021


Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021


magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.

A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"

by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024

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