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John Fury a.k.a Tyson Fury & Tommy Fury’s father/coach, former criminal and forgettable boxer.
“Did you hear what John Fury said last night? Something about Tommy doing Jake Paul’s girlfriend like a dog?”
“Aye, John ‘Too far’ Fury at his finest”
When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle
John is too uncle for transition lenses.
When someone murders their own mother after being pushed to the brink.
she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really
Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
A big ass catches your eyesight
Well, there's a full moon outside and a full moon too. I see a giant ass.
The art of eating an exhilarating amount of food or beverage until the point that your stomach is so full that your entire soul goes into a state of being “too shutdown” to move, speak, interact, be kind, etc.
Being too shutdowney can be dangerous and lead to multiple hours wasted on a couch, bed, or other lounging equipment.
We recommend eating non shutdowney foods to prevent yourself from becoming too shutdowney.
Patti’s son was too shutdowney to respond to Debbie’s text message about Maria’s Judaism conversion.
When one lays a brown egg in their pantaloons having basked in the pleasing pressure of an impending bowel movement too long.
Stephen is known to wear three pairs of undergarments because Icarus flew too high while he was grunting and groaning at work.