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To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.
"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.
Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"
Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."
2 hours later...
Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"
Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"
Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.
Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"
Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"
Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
When poopy splash back touches your asshole
Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.
a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.
Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
Compliment in volleyball, when a player touch the ball before it lands on the floor
*Nishinoya touches the ball before it lands on the floor* .
Sawamura: "Nice touch!!"
When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.
Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.
All the guys are going out tonight except Billy. He hung back with the ladies. What a sack touch.