Tootsie touch

Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯

I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

nice touch

Compliment in volleyball, when a player touch the ball before it lands on the floor

*Nishinoya touches the ball before it lands on the floor* .

Sawamura: "Nice touch!!"

emotionally touching

what the jerusalem wall will bring you

i can feel it myself

Everyone, the Jerusalem Wall(especially if your a United States resident) will bring an emotionally touching and even permanent impact on your heart

National touch tongue day

On 12th of April it touch tongues day so just go up to a friend and touch tongues

Hey it’s national touch tongue day! Wanna touch tongues?