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When you bite into a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
(Why do people make raisin cookies?)
Hey look! A chocolate cookie!
Bleugh! Seriously? Why raisins, WHY!?
People watching: Oof, that's true betrayal if I've ever seen it!
this is a new sport when someone challenges you foolishly thinking they better than you. then you get a job at their job but a better job, you move next door to them and where ever else they move to, you get your wife better stuff than he get his wife, you have better looking children, you have a better looking wife, you get your children better stuff than their children, and his wife and children always jealous and he won't ever admit this to his wife or that you are better, he keeps trying to compete all their life. your wives end up being best friends, and children too but you don't ever let your children date them. you keep this up forever just because he made that notion in any field he's better than you. and you don't ever lose, you don't ever stop working harder to be way better more and more. why is this a guy sport because husband take care of their wives and children. thats why. and you do everything he do better, be better at work, be better at his video games, be better at rapping and dancing, whatever he do and make sure you do stuff he can't ever do. invite them over to dinner and, breakfast and lunch at different variables to show you a way better cook, and get better take out food too. every part of your life, better car. more cars. better video game console and video games too. more stuff on those video games. the works. the whole nine yards, the whole shabang. all that and a bag of chips.
poor sportsmanship called for this game called True Sport.
The kind of person who wears cowboy hats and boots, has an open carry license, and knows only two things that come from Italy: Pasta and Firearms.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy who walked up to me?
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
Person 1:"have you seen true Horror before?"
Person 2:" I've seen 23 horror movies"
Person 1: *shows skibidi toilet*
Person 2:"that is the scariest thing ever!"
When someone hits a shot in tennis that the other player can't get a touch of.
"Man those Muncy players sure love to hit true winners!"
The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.
Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."
When someone runs back into the storm to revive you whilst playing fortnite
*mum walks in while I’m playing my game and sees me helping my friend*
Her- “now that’s true friendship”