ur mum wack gay

just don't

it's instant death

just

just do not

Person 1: Hey fuck u bro
Person 2: *eyes turn solid red, starts floating in the air*
Person 2: ur mum...
Person 1: P-please
Person 1:I-I didn't m-mean to
Person 2: UR MUM
Person 1: NOOOO
Person 2: UR MUM WACK GAY
Person 1: *disintegrates, screaming in agony*

Ur Dad Left lmao

f imagine bro. he banging someone better than ur mum that is dead!!!! LMAOOOO F

Ur dad left lmao ur bad kid

ur cats got tits

Best insult going. Only used by the most savage people and have the dankest memes

Finlay~ I’ll shave your gran

Jack~ ur cats got tits

Finlay~ so does yer dad

ur mommy in my bed

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory

Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed

me when ur mom

an expression used to compare what just happened to the action of violent ejaculation, which occurs when beholding your mother.

albert: haha look at the coke and mentos explosion!
chadwick: yes, it looks a lot like me when ur mom

Ur dad double lesbian

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.

O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes

Ur Family Tree LGBT

The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.

1: Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: No u
1: Ur sisters a mister
2: Ur brothers a mother
1: Ur grandpap a trap
2: don't make me fucking say it
1: do it you won't
2: ur family tree LGBT
*World explodes, 1 is sent to purgatory for the rest of eternity*

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