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A light off white colored liquid dispersed from the vaginal exit. It is Edible. Fish or CHeese?
OH my vagina butter is all over the place, you might have to wash these sheets.
An extremely wet vagina, to the point that it has a yogurt consistency.
I was fingering that chick last night and it turned into vagina yogurt.
a large, hairy crease on the back of a man's neck.
Man, the supervisor's neck vagina was so distracting at the meeting that we all got together and bought him a pair of panties for his head.
One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.
Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"
Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"
Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"
Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."
Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"
Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."
Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"
Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate
So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!
"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.
The elite sport of Vagina Javelin that recently became the 500th event of the Olympic Games is simple, yet requires hours of hard sweaty practice. The team consists of two members, one the Fistman, the other the Flyer. The Fistman inserts his or her fist into the Flyers vagina, lifts, then using strength and propulsion, throws the Flyer of his or her arm, in a movement likened to that of regular Javelin. Like regular boring Javelin, the further away the Flyer lands from the Javelin ring, within the 29 degree sector area, the higher the team will place.
Nicole: So Aleks, how do you train to be a Flyer in Vagina Javelin?
Aleks: Well stretching is the biggest part really, i stretch for about 4 to 5 hours a day
Nicole: That must be fun. And Catherine, how did you get into Vagina Javelin?
Catherine: Well I've been Fisting Aleks for a good 2 years before the sport became official, I really helped to get it off the ground (pun intended). I really just love Fisting!
A person deeply interested in the study of vaginas and does so through fearless exploration with his meat mallet and other tools of the trade
I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!