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Ass-Waffle

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.

"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."

by March1392 October 30, 2012

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waffle buffet

When man "A" fills a hot waffle iron with his load, and man "B" consumes the crusty cum cake. This can be repeated several times to complete the buffet effect.

Roger prepared a mouth water watering waffle buffet for his best friend Patrick.

by B nasty August 6, 2014

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Dolphin Waffle

Vagina; The female version of a waffle dolphin

The dolphin waffle had struggled through out the battle with the waffle dolphin of who would be on top.

by Quentin and Anthony February 25, 2011

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Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.

Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.

by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016

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donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think Iโ€™m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

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Drain Waffle

When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.

Kolby stepped on his steaming load clogging the shower drain and made a drain waffle

by Lady death May 29, 2019

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Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

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