(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.
(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."
"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."
"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
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When man "A" fills a hot waffle iron with his load, and man "B" consumes the crusty cum cake. This can be repeated several times to complete the buffet effect.
Roger prepared a mouth water watering waffle buffet for his best friend Patrick.
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Vagina; The female version of a waffle dolphin
The dolphin waffle had struggled through out the battle with the waffle dolphin of who would be on top.
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One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.
Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.
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Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.
Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think Iโm gonna vomit!
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When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.
Kolby stepped on his steaming load clogging the shower drain and made a drain waffle
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The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.
Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.
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