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When a man spanks himself as he masturbates
Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.
When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.
Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide
“Did John kill himself?”
“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”
The act of masturbating and falling asleep shortly after wards as a result of exhaustion
It was 2am and after pumping out a fat one, I was in a wank coma.
A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.
A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.
Masturbation with a condom
I had a fat posh wank yesterday.