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To masturbate over the proudness of oneself (rather than a sexual fantasy).
I'm so proud of myself for getting this promotion. I'm going to have a great pride wank tonight.
When you eat a portion of chicken wings then masturbate with the sauce still on your fingers.
Man after that pound of wings I had to go for a wing wank
A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.
Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.
Having a wank over someone’s LinkedIn profile.
LinkedIn recruiter: Hi! I came across your profile and thought you’d be great for this role.
Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me
While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.
I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank
The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.
Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.
Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!