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South African Bug Washing

When you draw back the curtain in your bed sit and your room mate is asleep with a raging boner that resembles a giant dirty cockroach so you gargle some washing liquid then suck him off like your Nelson Mandela

“Did you hear… Greg gave Bear a South African Bug Washing last weekend!”

by RUFFSACK February 12, 2024


Pawsh Wash

The act of cleaning your ass in the shower after taking a poop

Hold on guys, I just finished pooping so ill hop on after I do a pawsh wash

by ThePaulinator July 10, 2024


Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020


Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong

I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?

by Lyss0259 March 23, 2024


Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 4, 2022


karma washing

Changing the content of an original artwork or story in the aim to get more internet points from it.

He used karma washing on his latest drawing to the point it wasn't recognizable when he posted it online.

by ma15t March 6, 2023


Egg Wash

Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.

Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.

by Captain Jugwash January 15, 2009