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When gay porn roast you dont know what to say
Gay porn: I did your dad
Me:ar mum gay
she had a boner
wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum
This describes a woman who has a higher bodycount than anyone else in the county.
Mate, fucked a chick last night pretty sure it was Oscar's Mum
when you drill the fuck out if somoness mun
my dad is such a mum driller she cant walk straight
A crack addicted female which consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth whilst pregnant! Whilst feeling no remorse or guilt! Typically lacking any form of education and or common sense and morals..
Omg did you know Ashley is smoking crack? Yeah she’s a total methy mum.
A Chief Mum is a mother who has respectfully parented her child into having good head on their shoulders. Good manners, groomed well at the start of the day but then they still know how to have fun, get dirty at the playground and be presentable at the end of the day. And aren’t *sshole kids because their Chief Mum would firmly & politely, without ever having to raise her voice, whip them into line.
Don’t mess with Charlotte’s Mum, she’s a Chief Mum.
Look at Charlotte, she’s always so well mannered. That’s because she has a a Chief Mum .