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the bumps you get on your zipper area, that look like a boner, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.
girl: omfg! I hate this!
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.
when someone has shrinkage, then gets a boner.
Damn its cold i hav shrinkage. (hot girl takes off her shirt) Ice boner
a boner you get while reading erotic material
i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why
The act of a women's "erection" becoming wet in the vaginal area due to a hot mans presence.
Dude, he is so hot! I just got a lady boner. Boner
When an individual, most likely of the female gender, loves having the cock in their throat. In other words, they love giving dome.
Joe: Man I need some dome!
John: Just get that slu Tracy to do it, she always needs to quench her boner thirst.
The phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect penis. This often times causes a "blackout" period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.
I was sitting at home playin with my cock, next think you know, I'm on top of that fat bitch Tracy! Must have went into a goddamn boner coma, cause I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!