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When making a work trip into a pleasure trip.
I was in San Diego for work so I pulled the work trip parlay and stayed the weekend on the company dollar.
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When you are at the gym working out on a horizontal bench, exhale so hard that some spit comes flying out. Work Out Spit can sometimes land on you.
Man my last two reps, work out spit everywhere.
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To do the best position on a special person to make it up to them
Come on babe work your magic on me
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(Noun) Sometimes used in an ironic sense to define an abstract feeling of annoyance towards not just homework but the odd grammatical rules of other languages specifically, Spanish.
After sitting through that agonizing Spanish class session, I grudgingly started on the assigned Work de home.
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A phrase used by suck-ups, brown nosers and slackers in the corporate world. Usually used by those who work from home a regular basis.
Working here is awesome because I get to work from home a lot!
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Something the well-to-do love to brag about doing while they are driven around in their limousines visiting the factories they own. Meanwhile, they pay the real workers scraps, and brainwash them into thinking backbreaking work will get them rich someday as well.
Big Lawyer #1: Theres nothing as honorable as an honest day's work, especially when I get 400 dollars an hour to babble on the phone with other people's lawyers about golf and wine tasting.
Lawyer#2: Yessir I worked hard to get to where i'm at, even though I spent half of law school, which was paid for by my parents, in cocktail bars.
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A vagina so beaten up it looks like an old tongue out of a work boot.
middle aged women suffer from work boot tongue
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