a vsco girl is a stupid annoying bitch. every time they drop their hydro flask they have to say,”and i oop-,” or,”that’s a dent.” their favorite word is sksksks. they love scrunchies, hydro flask, and putting their hair in a bun. they also love wearing birkenstocks and oversized t-shirts. their favorite car is a jeep and they love saving the turtles with metal straws. if you see a vsco girl shove their hydro flask down their annoying ass throat.
boy 1- who’s that girl?
girl 1- it’s a vsco girl.
boy 1- no wonder she’s annoying
I girl who wears big t-shirts, crocs, vans, shell necklaces, and they use burts bees and carmax. Also they always have i srunchie on hand. There names are usually mackenzie. They say sksksksksksksksksksk and And I Oop!!!!
That girl is such a vsco girl, i haven't seen her without a scrunchie on.
VSCO GIRL- Wears oversized t-shirts or sweatshirt with Nike shorts. Has Vans, Crocs, Birks, and wears a shell necklace. She also wears tube tops and Jean shorts. She always has a hydroflask. She can't leave home without a scrunchie and her favorite car is a jeep.
Wow, Kate Wilson is such a VSCO girl!
She sucks dick all the time... she sucks dick with her wide mouth because she always says and I oop. She loves when Sksksksk puts shampoo up her asshole
And I oop Skskksksk why did u put shampoo up ur ass vsco girl?
that chic who has like over a million scrunchies, a hydro flask (or somesorta metal drink bottle), uses a metal straw, cares for the environment, wears oversized t-shirts, looks after their skin, and their room is a vsco hangout (a CLEAN BEDROOM!).
Basically a VSCO girl is someone who likes being comfy and their aesthetic is clean but pretty.
Some VSCO girls will be on tiktok 24/7, say and I oop... whenever something makes them shook and instead of going hahaha, VSCO girls will go sksksksks .
Most VSCO girls won't realise being a VSCO girl is a trend until they see ALL THE TIKTOKS AND MEMES about it on instagram.
VSCO girls may have fairy lights, plants or those mandala tapestries in their bedrooms too along with pictures of their friends.
Fun fact! whenever vsco girls say hydroflasks, they are saying sksksksks. oh and obviously hydro flask :)
Vanessa: OMG guess what! I watched this tiktok today and realised I have everything a vsco girl has (fairy lights, metal straws and drink bottles, scrunchies, facemasks, oversized t-shirts). Ive been a vsco girl without knowing it for the past 5 years!!
VSCO GIRLS: and I oop... sksksksks. Save the turtles! #Ialmostdroppedmyhydroflask. Welcome Vanessa!
Vanessa: ohhh no, what cult have I accidentally joined?!
the most sanitary girl ever!
so aesthetically pleasing ur eardrums will fall out!
has a hyrdroflask and a kanken
scrunchies galore!
everyone wants her instagram feed
oversized tees for days
wherever her shell necklace goes so does she
probably has airpods
'and i oop' 'whoops i dropped my hydro flask' 'sAvE tHe TuRtLeS'
'shes such a vsco girl"
A person who wears scrunchies and has two phrases in their vocabulary: “and i oop” and “sksksksk”.