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I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023


Who am I

I am yu ,

I am you ,
No I am yu ,
I am you

If u don't know this meme u don't deserve the internet

But seriously tho who am I

by How bored r u September 1, 2021


I see you

When someone knows where you live...

Me: I see you
You:GO AWAY *calls police*
You (to police): Yea this guy keeps staring at me and keeps sending me messages online saying "I see you"
Police(to you): ok, we are coming right now.
*5 minutes later*
Police(to me):why are you staring at this poor urban dictionary reader?
Me(to police): they read the definition of I see you that I wrote

by Peteroanwaswedumonas June 19, 2023


I don't

Nah, it's just the one singular life.

Hym "Yeah, no, I don't. It's just the one where it's like and organized stalking and harassment thing and then I write about it here and now a guy is pretending to be me and a charlatan is stealing my stuff... I'm also a genius who created A.I. and am the greatest writer who has ever lived... *burp*"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024


i am hungrh

hungry

i am hungrh for some thing idk

by bethswifey July 9, 2022


I was sleepy

Some ginger kyke that thought coach was talking about his ass

"get a close up on this dude hair"
"I was sleepy"

by tamerenalhussein February 5, 2025


Amaze-I-Fying

(adj.) When something is so awe inspiring, you have no idea what to say.

I was lost in her eyes, her most beautiful amaze-i-fying eyes.

by Jesus ;) March 15, 2010