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Girl: "I need to take my birth control pill."
Boy: "Why? Cause I seed in your V?"
No. I don't need to forgo instant gratification and no you don't have the right to deny me just because my gratification would be too instant for your liking.
Hym "No... I don't... If I feel like seeking instant gratification I can seek instant gratification. You don't have the right to impose that on anyone externally just because I'd be gratified too instanly for your liking. The group home that sustains the existence of the retard on the other hand..."
Damn
I
Love
Frogs
An Acronym for DILF
Sarah: You see that hot dad over there?
Claire: Damn I Love Frogs
Sarah: I Agree
What I wish I could tell my parents...
"Mom and Dad, I've wanted to tell you for a while, so here I go... I am lesbian"-your daughter
A small island where people of dark color eat the native growing watermelon and chicken. It's most famous for their gape juice waterfall where the residents of Tal-quirk-i-tehe drink from and bathe in.
I wonder if Tal-quirk-i-tehe would be a great place for a vacation? Nah there are way too many "Special residents" there so I couldn't possibly relax!
A gang/local/slang term used for the city of Indio, located in the infamous high-crime and drug-infested Southern California desert valley, that is the Coachella Valley (or, locally, Desert Empire).
A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.
Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."