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When a police officer pulls out personal lube on a criminal; especially a cop-killer or chomo. This one happened in Florida! WKRN News 2 in Jacksonville reported on this as the police officer gave the attempted murderer a little gift as in the personal lubricant. Maine Gov. Paul LePage would easy had made the crack as in 2013 Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge (1967-2014) reported for the Huffington Post on a similar remark.
Only In Florida a police officer would pull a K-Y Taunt as in pulling out a bottle of K-Y Jelly to a nineteen year old who was going away to prison in the courtroom, "You will need this where you're going!" The one taunted was 21 year old, Kevin Rojas, as it was documented on twitter.
“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”
Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.
a plain of land that looks like it would be mars, but it isn't
"Look at how Mars-y my backyard is"
"hey is that a 12 y/o child doing 12 y/o things in brookhaven?" "yes :|"
Y = your
Bsf = best friend
N = name
Y/BSFN = your best friend’s name
This term is often used during self inserts on stories or other related things
You: (Y/BSFN) isn’t really all that cool you know?
Kinsley: muahhaha, oh, but they are (Y/N)
When you and your wife dress up really nice for a classy party, but get too drunk to hump that night. The next morning, you convince her to put the sparkly dress back on, so you can pull it up and do her from behind as if it were the prior evening.
Trudie and I got so drunk last night that we passed out before we could bone. Thankfully, she let me do the reboot-y this morning.
Being a male.
As a member of the y chromosome encumbered half of the species, I can’t multitask.