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jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.

Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.

by henryhenryhenderson March 09, 2016


Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 May 10, 2012


Jess-Up

When Jessica fucks up again..

"Damn Jess why'd you have to Jess-up again..."

by ParentMe February 03, 2020


jesse whiting

A very amazing person who gets all the girls but doesn't like to date anyone.

Wow he is just like Jesse whiting

by Turtle1290 February 17, 2018


Jesse and Keturah

these people will become a great couple over time. they are destined to be with each other some day. it is a rocky start, but eventually they will both like each other. it’s also meant to be because j and k are next to each other in the alphabet. together, this couple will be much more powerful than any other couple they know. Jesse and Keturah are people who have usually known each other for quite a while or have grown up together. jesse usually has brown eyes and curly hair while keturah has blue eyes and wavy/straight hair. at this very moment, one of them likes the other right now and they will become a couple soon. i swear they will get married.

person1: “who's that powerful couple?”
person2 “oh, that’s Jesse and Keturah, the best couple.”

by peasinapod22 November 28, 2023


Jesse Justice

Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)

by Zachary Ballzer July 19, 2022


Jesse Justice

Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)

by Zachary Ballzer July 19, 2022