A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.
1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again
2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
A very amazing person who gets all the girls but doesn't like to date anyone.
Wow he is just like Jesse whiting
these people will become a great couple over time. they are destined to be with each other some day. it is a rocky start, but eventually they will both like each other. it’s also meant to be because j and k are next to each other in the alphabet. together, this couple will be much more powerful than any other couple they know. Jesse and Keturah are people who have usually known each other for quite a while or have grown up together. jesse usually has brown eyes and curly hair while keturah has blue eyes and wavy/straight hair. at this very moment, one of them likes the other right now and they will become a couple soon. i swear they will get married.
person1: “who's that powerful couple?”
person2 “oh, that’s Jesse and Keturah, the best couple.”
Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)