Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.

"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"

Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.

He is a dirt squirrel.

dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry

Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction

Anti-dirt

Alias for laundry detergent. Cleans and detaches dirt.

Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"

Dirt bike

A hoe for anyone with a mullet

Yo did you see Jackson’s dirt bike

Ya she’s kinda thiccc

Dirt bike

Something red necks like to ride.

(Braaap)

I wheelied my dirt bike

Dirt Bike

Urban Slang for 125 grams of cocaine or heroin

Petey came over looking to cop a dirt bike of yay..