Mr. K

A teacher who is obsessed with his cat, and votes it for president. Says "YO" alot. Makes the class laugh but everyone hates him.

You are such a Mr. K

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Tommy K

Slang term for Ketchup. Used as a noun or verb. Originating from burger dives in the midwest.

Hey, you want some Tommy k with your fries?

I gotta Tommy k my burger... it tastes to plain.

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k-leaf

Cabbage leaves dried up, shredded and rolled up to smoke. Gets you high as shit, but when you come down, hurts like motherfuck.

"Yo dawg, pass the k-leaf."

"Awww shit.. my head's banging like a jackhammer cos of that mofuckin k-leaf."

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k-tof

1. An attractive amradillo.
2. spikey patch of chin hair.
3. beaded orange shoes.

1. The k-tof is a land dweller and can often be found cuddling with a disrespectful habeeb.
2. Despite his horrible K-tof, cletus remained unabashed and persisted to shake his groove thang.
3.DAMN foo! I be boutsta' bust a cap up yo ass if ya dont be given me dos k-tofs biatch.

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Special K

Special K Cereal is a common brand of cereal exclusively purchased by Caucasian mothers in an attempt to reduce their obesity, however, this refers to the slamming of stated Caucasian mother into a counter top with the force required to hospitalize and fracture the hips. After this endeavor of hip breakage, it is necessary to keep tapping that aged bun hole.

I Special K'd Daniels mom so hard that she went into a coma due to blood lost from the exchange. However, that old slut is still pregnant from my popping her grassy knoll.

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K Fail

A K fail is when you play guildwars with someone, (who has been playing since beta) and he has no clue as to what he is doing. He doesn't know how to do the mission or bonus. He constantly runs to the front to commit suicide, double aggro's and uses the worst rez in the game. (rebirth) He also has fail heroes with fail builds.

K Fail is the new "noob".

Friend: Hey want to come do a mission with me?
You: As long as you don't pull a K Fail.

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k-walled

A frase that you shout out when you yank someones chain or pull their leg. Prouned cawalled.

"Hey did you know that Britney had another kid?"
"Really?"
"K-WALLED!!!!!"

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