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The eastern version of soggy biscuit, it is a male masturbation game where contestants jack off into a bowl of rice. Whoever shoots the first load wins the contest. But the loser has to eat the rice.
It is also used by restaurant owners as a way to punish bad customers...
Oh man, last night was so funny! we went to a restaurant and my friend was being hella racist so the manager served him a steaming load of cum rice!
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To ejaculate when you are sick, expelling infected semen otherwise known as venom or poison cum.
I've been sick the last few days, but man when i venom cum it makes me feel a lot better
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Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum
My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk
Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin' cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
Cum me maybe
Cummy bottom boy
Night of the living cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless
Cum crammer, cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum, fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
Get fucked, nerd
Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer, semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy
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Used as a verb to describe breaking UK lockdown down rules within the covid-19 pandemic. Or used to describe traveling or trivial activities that against the UK's Covid-19 strategy guidelines.
I did a bit of a Dominic Cummings to go see my nan....
Can I do a Dominic Cummings and come round for a tea, mate?
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Using another man's ejaculate as lubricant.
First guy creampies her pussy. The next guy gets cum-lube sloppy seconds.
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Where your cum (semen) is very viscous and sticky. Most commonly a very informal term used in friend groups as a bit of banter.
Uses: "You'll never guess what. I had it. Last night." "Had what?" "Mucus cum!"
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Cum economics is the economic value and processes that affect the cum market. For example when there is too much African cum in the market it causes demand to drop. (that's open for interpretation)
William: I love the cum economics of my country Uganda
Joe Mama: stfu
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