July 20

a day where u buy your bsf anything they want thats under the price of 20 dollars ! show them how much u appreciate them on this day !

girl one: “hey bsf, pick something from your fav store and i’ll buy it.”
girl two: “wait. thats so nice of you ! why so sudden tho ?”
girl one: “its july 20 dumbass”
girl two: “OH YEA”

4:20 A.M.

4:20 am is a movement promoting "getting healthy, not high" by using cannabis seeds and fibers for health benefits instead of psychoactive effects.

Tyson: Jackie, 4:20 A.M. is all about getting healthy, not high! As you enjoy this high-protein hemp seed bar, did you know that hemp seeds have the highest protein content per 100 grams of any seed, with 31 grams of protein? Only pumpkin seeds come close, with 30 grams!

names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20

Names with S gotta let ‘em Fuck the shit outta you. let em fuck whenever they want

names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20 let them fuck

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will

fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20

January 20

The day were your boyfriend has to send a nut video but with the sound on

Person 1: hey did you hear it’s January 20 you know what the means

Person 2: yeah my bf already sent the video with the sound on

January 20

the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.

Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!