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clown shoes

(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.

"Don't listen to him, he's utterly clown shoes."

by PlagueHeart April 29, 2007

7πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


clown face

The face a guy has while getting caught masturbating. Usually a surprised, a scared, and an O-face all put together.

I walked in on my brother and he had his clown face on.

by Oswaldo Sanchez April 18, 2006

7πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Clown Car

The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.

My balls are bruised because I crashed my Clown Car into some slut last night.

by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008

8πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


ass clown

(Γ‘s kloun) n.:

One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".

Thus "Ass-Clown".

'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake:

"Get off me you fucking ass clown!!!"

by zoldrin February 26, 2004

8πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


ass clown

somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.

john greenstein

by mike strauber February 6, 2004

8πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Clown car

A sex position where multiple men are inside one small girl.

Grace: last night I was the guys clown car
Lily: omg you’re so lucky

by Fj.Anthony.Wolf January 6, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Clown Car

To be filled with men in a sexual way
A woman who wears a lot of makeup and has a lot of sex

"Damn son, your girlfriend is a total clown car! She had like five guys in her last night."

by mcflykitty September 1, 2014

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž