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Screwy goose

A grey goose screwdriver

James and Glenn were downing screwy goose's after they got back from the boardwalk.

by Jim and Glor August 16, 2011


cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013


Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022


goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 16, 2015


Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021


Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 15, 2024


Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

My woman was shining up my goose before work today”

by I-played-with-ween March 15, 2024