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Man Card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.

We had to take away Henry's Man Card because he cried in public when Kristina dumped him.

by ipossessthelunchpail December 13, 2004

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Man's death

Any death wherein the extravagant circumstance elevates (by means of awesome and/or excess) to such an extent that nearly all men would deem acceptable for them self.

The Herald of the Zombie Apocalypse lifted a single finger pointed directly at Eric as the city's remnants began to swirl in a massive whirlpool of earth, glass, and gravel. Through the we could not see him as the torrent collapsed where he had stood, Matt mouthed a prayer-like whisper in quiet regard,

"A Man's Death."

It is unknown if he was viewed as a possible threat or was simply an illustration of malice for the dark times to come.

by Yasu2 April 13, 2009


Man Nub

premature man bun

Alec's hair was not long enough for a bun...but he tried anyways. Alec shouldn't have tried. Alec had a man nub.

by SEXretary January 13, 2015


Pretty man

A man that is pretty, borderline cute but manly.

A kawaii ass MOUNTAIN MAN.
A guy that got muscles but likes to bake

‘You see that pretty man over there?’
‘You’re such a pretty man.’

by Thidawg October 21, 2019


Man Period

A man who going through a phase where he is easily emotional, irritated, horny, tired, or any mental side effects of a women’s period.

why is chris being so emotional and annoying today, he must me on his Man period.

by April 26, 2021


Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.

Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.

by Baltooo March 10, 2019


Man Touch

When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:

Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.

Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.

by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009