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Willied my Wonka

1. For one to get have sex with another person's midget.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.

Man that girl willed my wonka..
Dude John had sex with lisa. So he willied my wonka.

by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006

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Willy out, Johnson!

A game in which at least 2 men or a maximum of 15 can play

The rules of the game being that when anyone shouts โ€œWilly out, Johnson!โ€ the players have to pull their genitalia out as fast as possible and the last to pull it out has to get punched in the :nuts, plums, balls, ect.

The name Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago that had his trousers and pants pulled down by a student this has been an urban myth since the beginning of time in Lincolnshire. it was said that this act was done because the teacher was so annoy.

Beware, if played more than 5 times a day, willy out johnson may come back to the place where the fifth game was played and will will out johnson your bum

โ€˜Willy out, Johnson!โ€™ refers a male genetalia being pulled into view of everyone else playing the game usually out of some sort of underwear, trousers shorts or any other item of clothing

And Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago in Lincolnshire that had his trousers and pants pulled down

by willyoutjohnson September 1, 2022


the chilly willy effect

The mind's inability to accept the impossible in fiction.

"There's NO WAY that LITTLE PENGUIN can stomp that HUGE DOG into that TINY CAN! NO WAY!!!" exclaimed Connor (patient zero of the Chilly Willy Effect)

by Organboy November 4, 2013


sweet willie's cabinet

Any cabinet which is filled with a decent stock of alcohol.

You've been stealing from sweet willie's cabinet again haven't you?

Wow, sweet willie cabinet is stocked to the edge!

Ive gotta go borrow some goods from sweet willie's cabinet, be right back.

by JFK bitch January 31, 2009


Wilson County willies

Disease obtained from eating peanuts that cause an exposed person to become addicted to meth and loss off moral compass. Also known as floresville fever.

He quit his job because he came down with Wilson County willies

by Windcrest warrior May 31, 2023


Australian Wet Willie

The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.

Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?

Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!

Jim:Nice!

*High Five*

by Mr. Bootylicious December 19, 2013


willy foo foo

Nurdie or a Goofy stupid person .

Willy foo foo looking motherfucker!

by The Wicked Wizard P.G. March 7, 2017

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