someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
A big Kunja mani bbc man that packs alot of punch. They are known by many as skinyn demon and they reside mainly in the trenches of your moms house. You can usually find the wild aaron in a nearby gym smoking the good stuff after getting his gains. AArons brain size is said to have a roughly 30 foot diameter . Origins: AAron is a generic kundi grabba from nigeria. If you ever see this mans in the open complement him on his big defeaterm and how many biches he has pulled.
Ayo is that Aaron Wazowski my man , can you show me where the nearby traphouse is.
Male jacked from the high heavens. Has the quirky power to give you the most deadliest of spirit fingers known to man. Once beat Arnold Palmer in a badminton contest. Wears tights to bed because he likes the way it feels and makes his legs look fierce. Isn’t afraid to stand in the crowd and twerk like Tina from bobs burgers. Once adopted a squirrel to try to raise an army to over throw the government. Has excellent painting skills. Can out paint the biggest 2nd grader you will ever see. Some people call him a genetic freak others call him the daddy wrangler 4000! With nipples the size of a small marble. He once bought a jar of pickles, then returned them because he couldn’t get the lid open. This is the type of pure peak specimen you get when you mix Barry bonds Michelle Feiffer and ash Ketchum.
This mother fuck is Aaron davis
A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling
someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!
Loves sucking people offf while watching skibiti toilet.
Aaron fung is black.