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an emo piece of shit that has no feelings basically a jackass
did u hear angel lopez dumped milk on a girl and had someone fight for him!
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A condom.
She's horny and drunk, but I forgot my guardian angel. Damn.
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it is the poo coming out of an angel's penis
hey that angel has some big angel dust
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shitty emo band that plays soft emo fag music.
Man: Angels and Airwaves is the shittiest band.
Emo kid: *Runs away to slit wrists*
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City of Angels
Los Angeles, CA, United States of America
second largest city in the United States
The NBA Lakers play in the Shitty of Angels, aka Loss Angeles, appropriately named after the Lakers choked in the 2008 NBA Finals to the Boston Celtics. Loss Angeles also is home to one of the worst franchises in the history of professional sports, the annually awful Clippers!
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Someone who holds the truest beauty of all time. Maximum beauty, but not at a high level of audacity. One must embrace this lifestyle during a precocious life stage to carry on living a life of a beautiful, dirt angel.
boy: You are a beautiful angel
girl: really? aww...
boy: a beautiful, dirt angel
girl: awwww, that is the sweetest thing i've ever heard!
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When you are pooping, and you think you are done, and you wipe. But then you realize that you have one last dingleberry clinging on for dear life, and you sit back down releasing said dingleberry. It falls on the floating toilet paper, and appears to be looking over the rest of your shit. Thus this little angel of a nugget is on cloud 9 watching over the rest of your shit. Thus the heaven's angel.
I totally just made a heaven's angel just now.
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