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The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life
Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked
Used to describe someone who looks strange or funny in a photo. Can also apply to real life. Demi Lovato’s notorious ‘poot’ could be described as the ‘baked’ version of her.
Scenario one-
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo
Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now
Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude
When a man snorts crushed smarties so hard that he can't process stuff.
Damn, he's so baked right now that he can get running headshots in valorant.
When you are hot (not good looking, just warm)
Yesterday I was baked
A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.
'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'
To be under the influence of weed
Person 1: nigga I’m baked
Person 2: yall I’m baked too
Person 1: hahah