The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.
*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
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A great Poketuber. He loves Psyduck.
Real Breaking Nates videos are the best!
A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.
Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but itโs real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does โitโs is our vortexโ mean anyway?
Real Nigga Association (RNA). The Real Nigga Association is a group of real niggas. Real niggas never fold and stay true to they shit. The RNA is the realest group of them all.
Tai: where do i go to become a real nigga
Kevin: go to RNA
Tai: whatโs that?
Kevin: The real nigga association
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Just keepin it real, the way the cool kids walk down the street, you know, like nerds carrying calculus III books who think they're too cool for the Calc I students. Well, that's just keepin it real. Nerd-style or hood-style.
Mary was just keepin it real when she told her sister to get on the pill during christmas time dinner.
Tom and Jerry smoked up some weed because who the heck wants to be a cartoon, you know, just keepin it real.
A rap song made by Californian rapper Eazy-E that was released in August 1993. The song was a response to fellow rapper and former friend and colleague Dr. Dre's "Fuck Wit Dre Day" which slandered Eazy. The song features Gangsta Dresta and BG Knocc Out. The song also attacks Snoop Dogg, who Dre made songs with, and Death Row Records, owned by Suge Knight, who Dre struck a deal with.
Eazy mentions the famous event in which Dr. Dre assaulted TV personality Dee Barnes along with calling Dre and Snoop "studio gangstas". He finishes with calling Death Row "Dre's boot camp".
"Yo, have you listen to "Real Muthaphuckkin G's yet? It's dope!"
A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.
Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.