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When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!
When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.
That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!
When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.
The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.
"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"
Another name for Bang Star Blast energy drinks. It'll wake you tf up like getting finger blasted (digital stimulation of the vaginal walls, getting fingered, fingering, etc.).
Girl: "Hey, hand me that Finger Blast."
Guy: "the whaa-?"
Girl: "Star Blast energy drink, it'll wake you up like getting finger blasted."
Guy: "awesome."
Underage sex between consenting people.
Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.
James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
Person: A guy who has no control over his life, and smokes weed on a weekly basis. If you insult him, he rape you inside out with his memes and roasts...
Radical gonna BLAST you today, he will fuck you up with his special attack; RADICAL BLAST