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Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.

Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024


bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.

Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"

by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024


Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.

Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

by Great Gadberry June 02, 2018


bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock

why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise

by cuntcakes March 20, 2007


bloodied my nose

When you get hit in the nose and your nose starts bleeding

She hit me and bloodied my nose.

by Roxrad January 06, 2018


Bloody leprechaun

The bloody leprechaun is an act usually performed by a male over the age of 60 in which he forces himself on a human with the genetic disease of dwarfism. He pounds the dwarfs tiny clitoris until the point of bloody discharge. At this point he will pull out. Lather the blood on its body. Slap it in the face and let it run around while he finishes himself off.

During the 1930's, behing the scenes of the blockbuster film The Wizard of Oz, the tin man performed a bloody leprechaun on a munchkin.

by Yet boy February 24, 2016


Bloody Rocket

The act of having sex with a female partner and circumsizing your erected penis.

Dude! I got a Bloody Rocket last night right when I was going to go in!

by Shell Lickyurbottum June 14, 2013