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When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night
When having sex with an ovulating woman, pull your bloody dick out of her snatch and smack her between the eyes, leaving behind a red blotch like a Hindu.
I gave her the Bloody Hindu last night!
When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle
Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys
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When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor
"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"