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Cotton candy skies is a song about a hole trying to obtain something that she can’t seem to get so when someone refuses to someone or something as cotton candy skies it could mean they can’t obtain it
Man insert name is my cotton candy skies
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The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.
"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle
"Gross." -Fred
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When a person proceeds to dump a massive load on a candy cane, then proceeds to insert it anally to his/her love partner.
Dapu and Hiren enjoy the Nigerian Candy Cane on weekends, usually after volleyball.
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a fan of the band the White Stripes; from the band's Peppermint Star logo
My friend and I are hard-core candy cane kids.
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Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.
"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."
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a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon
I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything
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When One Consumes Xanax Sticks, LSD, And Ecstasy.
Juan: hey Carlos you gunna Mexican Candy flip holmes?
Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?
Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.
Carlos: Your a douche
Juan: thats not what your sister said last night
Carlos: *pulls out gun*
RIP JUAN.
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