When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw
Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss
Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
The greatest excuse known to man.
Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"
He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.