Country creme

When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw

Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss

Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw

It's a free country

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

country salute

to punch someone in the mouth

He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.