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Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.
We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.
A Canadian Snow Blower is when your partner takes a sip from a 7-Eleven Slushie then proceeds to give you a blowjob.
My friend Mitch gave me a Canadian Snow Blower in the back of a 7-Eleven.
The diarrhea one gets after consuming too much poutine.
Oh man, I ate two orders of poutine and then dropped a Canadian oil change in the bathroom
This is when you attempt to anally fist a large, burly, unshaved woman using only maple syrup as lube while Oh Canada plays softly in the background.
Ex. I was at the Hosher Hut last night and met an amazing women. She took me back to her place only to crack open some maple syrup and try The Canadian Knuckle Buster.
During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Canadian heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Canadian flag shaft.
A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.
justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo
Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.
After two canadians split a tim hortons they sit on a fire and have sex.
Oh yeah dude they totally had canadian fire sex.