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...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.
bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.
2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.
3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!
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Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.
My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.
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A male or female who likes to lick pussy and ass rather than stick the dick
I thought I was gonna get some dayum good dick but this fool was a Captain Lick Lick he licked my pussy & ass sore and dry.
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The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.
"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"
"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"
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When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.
Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
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another phrase to call a "peeping tom", or someone who is just generally a creep or creepy
so we were at the mall chillen n we saw captain creep hittin on all the young girls
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One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'
ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific
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