A cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity.
I singed off my eyebrows trying to spark a bowl because someone turned my lighter into a crack torch!
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You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.
1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
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The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.
Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?
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the involuntary body movements made after being up for more than 2 days on crack
please dont send kelly to the store... she is crack flappin all over the place.
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Not in the sense of a film about crack. But, a movie that was on crack. Usually, the two tend to go hand-in-hand, however.
Requiem for a Dream is a crack movie.
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A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.
Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"
Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"
Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."
Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."
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