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Crack Torch

A cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity.

I singed off my eyebrows trying to spark a bowl because someone turned my lighter into a crack torch!

by crackturtle May 24, 2011

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cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 14, 2014

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cracking cards

credit card fraud

we cracking cards inda trap

by trapnigga300hunnid July 24, 2019

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crack flappin

the involuntary body movements made after being up for more than 2 days on crack

please dont send kelly to the store... she is crack flappin all over the place.

by c~mamie November 9, 2007

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crack movie

Not in the sense of a film about crack. But, a movie that was on crack. Usually, the two tend to go hand-in-hand, however.

Requiem for a Dream is a crack movie.

by Ryan Harms October 28, 2005

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crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.

Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

by ChrisMcL April 18, 2008

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Crack Cobbler

Recipe is as follows: take one heaping serving of trouser chili and continue baking in your down-under oven until a crusty top layer forms while it remains moist and gooey below.

I was praying for a ghost shart, but when I was finally able to check I was horrified to discover that I had made some crack cobbler.

by Dave is Awesome February 23, 2019

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