Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

Crap of Shame

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.

Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome