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1. When someone is an ass and really pisses you off, you put them in the dog house.
2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.
3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.
Buddy was taking advantage of my hospitality so he's in the dog house.
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When a naked male gets a boner and sandwhiches it in between his also naked partners ass cheeks, thus forming a hot dog.
When i rolled over to spoon my girlfriend in bed one morning, she yelled at me for hot dogging her when my hot dog slipped in between her buns.
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the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey
man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.
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A hot dog with no bun, ketchup, mustard, ect.
I wanted to have a hot dog for lunch, but i didnt have any of the fixins so i got stuck with a trailer dog.
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In old urban legend that shows a photo of a dog with creepy human teeth that is smiling. Urban legend is that if you don’t share that photo with around 10 people you will die. One of the most famous quotes is “spread the word”
person 1: omg someone sent me the smile dog picture
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10:* blocks person 1*
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The right to flirt with a cute girl/ guy you don't know because they're walking their dog.
He's so cute I got his number thanks to the dog license!
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