Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.

"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"

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egg nog

Something a lot of people drink at christmas, but very few actually like it.

"Ok, dad, i got the three litres of egg nog again this year."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."

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egg drop

The act of inserting a hard-boiled egg, without the shell, completely into the anus, and then defecating it as feces.

WTF???!?
The egg drop is one f*cked up activity!

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eggs cracked

When a girl gets fucked

Girl you're going to get your eggs cracked tonight

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Hypocrite Eggs

When "Roomate A" severely criticizes and makes fun of "Roomate B" for making eggs for dinner, claiming that eggs are only for breakfast. Then down the road Roomate A make eggs for dinner as if its the norm.

All Rich could do was sit and shake his head as Sean stood in the kitchen making eggs for dinner. This is the same Sean (aka The man with no memory or Blindzo) who no less than a week ago criticized Rich for making eggs for dinner. Hope you enjoyed those hypocrite eggs Sean!

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egg warmer

is a girl hoo has sex and is good at making her guys penis warm in ur pussy

oh shes a good egg warmer

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Egg Alert

Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.

I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.

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